(Birchlife: Doing Nothing>Keeping Smart Mammals Warm)
The stately Birches have been swimming up to the sky since forever.
Unflinchingly watching plagues, the rise and fall of empires, and all four Madagascar movies.
All this to be hacked up in 2017 by a poorly-handled chainsaw and maul.
Their mangled majesty is stashed inside the nearby cabin of a dude who would do well to shower more often.
Where now rest an endless stream of stacked sentinels, former witnesses to the unfolding origami of the universe, now they all get to watch me do handstands and read Harry Potter.
But that’s just life, dudes.